Diet Mountain Dew isn't sticky.

Diet Mountain Dew (a.k.a the nectar of the gods) was spilled all over the floor of my dorm today. Funny story actually...I was on the phone with my mother and I got really excited and I knocked over a 1 liter container of the stuff. I screamed and wiped it up with Kleenex and Swiffer pads (minus the Swiffer). Good news out of the whole sha-bang-go? It isn't sticky! Because DIET = NO SUGAR. Which is actually a very VERY good thing. Ants in a dorm room would suck more that brand new vacuum cleaner, and those things sure can suck.




As for the rest of my day? I just want everyone to know that I am good enough. I will not change. Take me for who I am or leave. Regardless of your decision I will be your friend. It's just how I do.

WARNING: TYPICAL GIRL MOMENT

It gets hard to wait for people to come into your life who appreciate YOU. Not the person they want you to be or the person they think you are, but you. You in all of your embarrassing, dramatic, ridiculous glory. No, I'm really not that great. I'm actually very frustrating. I am headstrong. I am loud. I talk a lot. I have meat on my bones. I don't wear a size 2 (or a size 6 for that matter). I am emotional. I am sensitive. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't "party with my crew." I elaborate stories. But above all else I am determined to wait for someone who loves these faults as much as they love the good things about me. I will not settle. So if you don't like these negative aspects...you can leave. I know, it's kind of blunt but I'm serious. If you are in my life, I do my best to give you the best I can be. If that's not good enough for you, I can't help you. 

I am a dedicated friend. And it's hard to deal with the people who don't reciprocate that dedication. I have already come to terms with the fact that I care more than most human beings. But there must be someone else who cares as much as me, right? Whoever you are, I'm here. I'm waiting. But no rush, I can keep learning from all these jerks...that way I'll be even more awesome for you. :]