Double Ew. Tee. Eff.

Today was an average day in the life of an 18 year old college freshmen.
I woke up.
I went to a work meeting.
I went to class.
I drank tea.
I went to dinner.
I went to the gym.
I showered.
I am here.
Sounds a little dull, I know. Have no fear, readers. It was anything but dull.


At dinner this evening I ate with a friend and a couple of other people, one of whom I had met before and really enjoyed. So I introduced myself to the other person, as I usually do, and I just got this awkward...weird... hilarious sense from her. She was physically disproportionate, wore thick glasses, and was eating some sort of pasty dessert. Overall she was completely unaware of how to be socially appropriate. This means a lot coming from me...I know a multitude of socially awkward people. Anyways, she reminded me a lot of Agatha Trunchbull from that children's movie, Matilda? Do you remember her? The woman who always threatened to put kids in the chokey?


Let me pull up a photo...

Remember her now? This woman was at my school tonight. I met her. And she will be performing a strip tease in early February. 

No, seriously. She legitimately is going to strip tease in front of an audience...

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Okay, you're looking at this picture right? 

I don't mean this the wrong way, but some people are made to strip tease. And this socially awkward, Hitleresque woman is NOT one of them.

After telling me this lovely information, this girl proceeded to eat my chips and then leave.
Thanks Ms. Hitler Trunchbull. Thanks.


Sometimes, I love college. :]
Sometimes. when I think about women like this doing strip teases, I don't...


At all.